So you thought you might take yourself a shower.  Not such a good idea.  It wasn’t a good idea in a Psycho movie and it certainly isn’t a good idea in a Friday the 13th movie.  Although you will most liket not meet your maker while in the shower your good fortunes won’t last for long.  The lights will probably go out.  You may hear a noise.  Either way it’s go time.

Tips for Survival:  Stay dressed, stay out of the shower.

Alice2

Debbie3

Doug4 and Sara4

Tamara8

Jessica9

Gibb11

Note:  Elizabeth9 is not included beacuse she was attempting to take a bath but all she was able to do was get her toes in the water when shit started hitting the fan.

Note:  Bobby11, although seen in a bloody bath,  is not included because he had died prior to the movie.  If you show up in a Friday movie already dead you shouldn’t be worried about surviving.  Just make the most of your time and say some spooky things.

As a fan of the Friday the 13th franchise (and in between movies) there has been plenty of time to second-guess the thoughts of the studio executives. I am often stumped by a studio’s action or inaction when dealing with this franchise. Do they know how to make a successful Friday movie? I think I do.
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